The "BADGE of HONOR" If you've sent us something that we have used on our site, grab the graphic above and post it on your site and in your emails. Submissions Please If you have a joke or story that you would like to submit for inclusion in our next newsletter, email it to us. Just make sure it's suitable for all ages (we don't publish anything off-color). Thanks again! Go Directly to: Our web site is getting massive. So we will always include this handy little pull-down menu in our newsletter and on our main page. Go discover the world's most massive online tribute to duct tape: Quotes of the Month: Soapbox presents Tim's personal opinions about issues that he feels are of importance. Sicko Click here - to subscribe. Then MAKE SURE you respond to the verification email that comes your way after you subscribe to make sure your email is activated in the system. Remember, we never sell or share our list with anyone and you can easily unsubscribe at any time. - Jim and Tim Tim's Web Pick of the Month: What happens when Graphic Artists Get Bored? Stuck at Prom Update Duct tape crafters will be happy to know that Duck® brand Duct Tape now has 20 colors of duct tape now - including new Chrome and Clear. See their entire collection of colors and find out where to purchase them here. We've long been associated with and recommending Duck brand tape - for a number of reasons. Their tape is always the highest quality. They have the most tape-related innovations (Duck brand was the first company to come out with CLEAR duct tape). They figured out that a plastic roll wrap would prevent duct tape from sticking onto itself on store shelves. They invented the "Flat Pack" (which sadly is not longer available). There's many more reasons why we recommend Duck® brand tape, but aside from the reasons that will become obvious when you pick up and use their product, they are a group of really nice people - who love to have fun in promoting their products - and what's duct tape if not FUN?! |
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Duct Tape Wars But what we found more interesting was Duct Tape Wars - where the same guys entered a competition to build something that would protect an egg from a two story drop. Team "Boom" Tape won. Watch their solution to the challenge here. This is a great idea for a group activity (we think this one was a German event based on the German being spoken during one of the videos. If you are looking for more Duct Tape Games (olympic-style) turn to our own collection here. The cost of war Thank you for obliging us with a detour from our usual tour through all things trivial, humorous and duct tape last month. We felt the need to reflect for a moment on the gravity of the situation in country/world and relied on a Bill Moyers' special called "The Cost of War" to do so. We got a few comments - mostly positive. We've posted a couple of them below along with the one, solitary negative comment (in the interest of full-disclosure): Thank you. Much as I look forward to your regular issues, thank you. Painful and sobering -- but necessary. Thank you. - Melinda Bill Moyer, what crap! - Terry O'Brien (it's Moyers, with an "s", Terry) 6 minute video- poignant and painful, but very important to watch. Good job being ethically aware, Duct Tape Dudes. - Jana Duct Tape Dispenser? Our usual deludge of email contained one note from Becky that we thought we'd share with our readers. You read the commentary, check out the product web site, then let us know what YOU think about this "revolutionary new device." So, I was on your website, it was great fun, BUT, there is nothing about a duct tape dispenser? So, I went searching at www.tapewrangler.com I found one. A man and his wife invented my great dream. I had to order one.I got it within' the week and this thing is so awesome. I can find my duct tape every time, at last,A Traverse City man, Rick Steele and his wife Wendy invented what the "DUCT TAPE" world was missing. You gotta get one, so easy to tear and it's the best investment of my life,and I'm just a girl, haha, ok a duct tape usin' woman....Check it out, for the sake of all duct tape users and abusers in the world, put it on your site. - Becky B. Your HAND is a duct tape dispenser!You need no other gizmos or tools with it. That's the beauty of duct tape. So, what you have mentioned is a totally useless tool. We told them so when they sent it to us looking for an endorsement. Sorry - we disagree. - Duct Tape Guys So, what you're saying is, you never misplace the roll? I do that all the time. I always thought that too, but now, it's so much better. Whatever, everyone has their opinion. - Becky Two options - buy more rolls (we have at least ten in each room of the house), or buy brighter duct tape - like Duck brand's blaze orange X-Factor Tape (you'll always see that!). What makes you think you'll never misplace your dispenser? I have two packing tape dispensers and I can find either one of them. - DTG I can't misplace a dispenser that is hung on the wall in my closet, actually, I lost my bright red duct tape all the time. Wow, you really hate that thing don't you? I love it, really. And, it's easier to tear, yeah, I struggled with that too. - Becky So, hang your duct tape roll on the closet wall. We just think it's a product that's not needed. But, here it is, in full color along with a link to their web site - free publicity for the stupid thing. Come to think of it, maybe if they packaged one of our books with each of their little dispensers, we'd think more highly of it... This newsletter is sponsored in part by Duck brand Duct Tape - Home of The Original Duck Tape Club. and by:
Dale's Discoveries We are moving our family to Colorado this month. That is as good a reason as any to look over basically everything you own and decide what is really important And we have boxes of little things that relatives gave us for various ocassions. I have no idea what it is about celebrating the birth of Christ that makes people think that you have a burning desire for a Chia Pet. We are getting rid of a lot of things. One thing we are keeping though is the book "Clutter's Last Stand" by Don Aslett. I finally found it under a whole pile of junk. Yes, I was feeling rather liberated and generous in my "regifting" of our belongings. I'd benevolently toss the stuff out of the window onto our lawn - free for all to partake of. The only thing is that none of the townspeople came by to pick it up. It is still sitting on the lawn if you want to come by. Dale's Website Discovery of the month: I have no idea if I already did this one or not. I have no time to check it out though since I am up to my ears in boxes. What's the worst that will happen? You'll see it twice. If I had more time, I would probably do many of the things that the agents here do: Improv Everywhere Happy Summer. World's Oldest Existing Roll of Duct Tape? We ran into Louis W. at the Orchard Suppy Hardware How-To Fair and he showed us a roll of duct tape from 1958. He said it was from the Korean War. Well, sorry Louis, it looks like it might be that old, but there are a couple of problems with your story: The Korean War ended in 1953, and zip codes (see inside of roll) were not introduced until 1963. And, Tim, being a graphic designer, thinks the logo looks more like the 1970s, design-wise. If there are any ARNO employees that can correctly identify the age of Louis' roll of duct tape, please let us know and we'll post it here. |
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Meet us at The Duct Tape Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories. Just like these people did:
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"Scottish" Tape? Bridgette's Menagerie Flush those Auto Flush Troubles Away! Duct Tape: it will never let you down... |
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Eulogy for a Friend Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. Pain in the Ass Formula For any of you who have done charitable work, work for non-profits, freebees for friends and acquaintances... You probably can relate to this never-failing formula: The size of the pain in the ass of any given project is inversely proportional to the square of the budget: Double the budget and the PITA (Pain-In-The-Ass) drops by a factor of 4; Cut the budget in half and the PITA quadruples. It follows that the PITA of a freebie is infinite. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ...do banks leave their vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. |
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