The "BADGE of HONOR" If you've sent us something that we have used on our site, grab the graphic above and post it on your site and in your emails. Submissions Please If you have a joke or story that you would like to submit for inclusion in our next newsletter, email it to us. Just make sure it's suitable for all ages (we don't publish anything off-color). Thanks again! Click to our Duct Tape Pro Shop apparel page for more information. Remember that you get a free flatpack of Duck® tape with your order while supplies last! Emailing List? Subscribe Now! (We have totally scrapped our old list, and are now using a new, steamlined list that will allow you to subscribe and unsubscribe more easily.) You'll get our monthly newsletter (what you're reading now) and occasional special deals made available to our subscribers only. Click here to get on the new list now! If you are getting our emails and don't want to, you need to click on the link above and follow the remove instructions (there is no way that we can remove your email for you). When you're at the Pro Shop, make sure you check out our new cool apparel and merchandise (stuff) section, too! We those cool lunch boxes shown on the left! Quotes of the month: In times like these... "it helps to recall there have always been times like these." - Paul Harvey Thanks to Liggett • Stashower Public Relations for some of our quotes and trivia. Soapbox: Habitat for Humanity. The Duct Tape Guy's favorite charity. Trivia: "Say cheese" supposedly results in a look that creates a smile. However in Japan, it's the English word "whiskey" that gets a grin. czechs say "fax." Australians say "sex" or "money." |
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September 2004 Edition (a bit early*) The Duct Tape Guys are now on a lunch box! Imagine the *Also specially priced for our back to school sale are our mousepads. There are several designs to choose from, and each features a tribute to duct tape. Hurry! The Back to School Sale ends August 30th (that's why this September newsletter is early). Special Discount to our newsletter subscribers: Halloween is right around the corner - plan ahead and start your duct tape costume now! Click the banner for some ideas: It's about Time More information about Take Back Your Time Day at www.timeday.org P.S. If you are an avid duct tape user, you are saving tons of time (and money) by fixing stuff with duct tape. Why not put that time to good use. Sit down with the family for a table game, read a good book (we have seven), watch an old sitcom, go for a walk with your honey... - The Duct Tape Guys FREE Brainstorming Curriculum Hey, teachers! We've posted some new brainstorming curriculum online for you to download and use with your students. Click here and you will have access to the secret formula that the Duct Tape Guys have used for ten years to create over 5,000 wacky uses for duct tape. If you are a student - print out the curriculum and give it to your favorite teacher to use - you'll score big points! Here are some sample brainstorming exercises for you: What could you do with a fifty foot wide roll of duct tape Cooking with Duct Tape Did you know that you can actually use duct tape to make ice cream? Okay, so there's no cooking involved, we just didn't want to post a new page called "Freezin' with Duct Tape." While traveling across Wisconsin, we were listening to Wisconsin Public Radio and heard Shannon Jackson Arnold, author of "everybody Loves Ice Cream" being interviewed by Jim Packard. As we reached Green Bay the words, "seal the cans with duct tape" were spoken. Suddenly our interest in ice cream was elevated to an all-time high. Read Shannon's recipe on our Cookin' page. Thanks to Shannon for allowing us to post it - make sure you pick up her book while you are getting the recipe. |
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Meet us at The Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories. Just like these people did: Mud Buddies Every Year We play in Oozfest at The University at Buffalo - a 128 Team Mud Volleyball Tournament. Duct Tape is the only way their shoes (and clothes) stay on. Dry Money Recently my friends and I went to Six Flags Great America (it would be better if they included free rolls of duct tape) we went on the water rides. My parents gave me a couple hundred to take with me. We all decided to go on the water rides (all of them). I was soaked and forgot my money in my pocket. Thanks to my duct tape wallet the money was dry, but no one else's was! - Peter
Shirt of the Month: It's D U C T T A P E spelled out in American Sign Language. The perfect gift for the sign-literate duct tape lover! Click to the Duct Tape Pro Shop for this and other shirt designs that are perfect gifts when given with a roll of duct tape and one or more of our books! |
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Hollywood Squares Classics For those of you who are old enough to remember the original Hollywood Squares show, these will bring a smile. (Can't you just hear Paul Lynde?) Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? Click here to see Tim's latest Duct Tape Pros cartoons. |
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Got a car window or other auto repair sighting? Snap a shot and we will post it in our Bodyshop on a Roll pages. | ||
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RANDOM WINNER: The random winner of a duct tape book in this issue: Lloyd Rumble - Congratulations! Email us your postal mailing address and we will send you an autographed Duct Tape Book.
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Tim (left), Jim (other left).
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