The "BADGE of HONOR" If you've sent us something that we have used on our site, grab the graphic above and post it on your site and in your emails. Submissions Please If you have a joke or story that you would like to submit for inclusion in our next newsletter, email it to us. Just make sure it's suitable for all ages (we don't publish anything off-color). Thanks again! Click to our Duct Tape Pro Shop apparel page for more information. Remember that you get a free flatpack of Duck® tape with your order while supplies last! |
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January 2004 - Happy New Year! It's our 10th Anniversary! 1984 marked the birth of the duct tape books and the Duct Tape Guys. Jim and I (brothers in law) were sitting around Jim's sister's house in a small Wisconsin town the night of Christmas 1993 when a power-outage prevented the preparation of food for the family gathering. Jim (frustrated because of the continual lack of food) commented, "If I knew where that power outage was, I bet I could fix it with duct tape!" "What do you mean, fix it with duct tape?" I responded (having grown up on lesser tapes like masking tape, Scotch transparent tape and my grandfather's favorite, electrical tape). Jim's wife, Kelly, chimed in, "Oh, Jim fixes everything with duct tape!" They proceeded to list off some of his recent applications of the silver tape and I thought, "There's a book in here!" So I went out to the car, grabbed my laptop (battery charged, fortunately), and we all sat around in the dark brainstorming uses for duct tape. In three days, we had fleshed out 365 uses for duct tape for what was originally going to be called, "The Duct Tape Diary." Returning home, I laid out a book proposal, including illustrations, and sent it off to five publishers. By March, "The Duct Tape Book" was well on it's way to being published thanks to our first editor, Tony Dierckins (who rescued the manuscript from the reject pile). Since that first book, we have sold over 1.5 million books and also Duct Tape Page-A-Day® Calendars every year since 1997. We are currently working on our seventh book (more news on that title next month), and are traveling all over North America doing our duct tape stand-up comedy (primarily at Home and Garden Shows and corporate meetings). So thanks to all of you duct tape lovers out there who have helped us "evangelize the gospel of duct tape" throughout the past ten years by purchasing our books, videos, apparel, and by contributing YOUR duct tape uses to our web site. Keep spreading the word - and we'll keep pumping out the books and more duct tape humor! - Tim 1/1/04 Always great gift ideas for the duct tape lover in your life! Visit the Duct Tape Pro Shop to see our new shirt designs and great deals on books, videos, mugs, diplomas, and more! Make sure you order more than $10 of stuff so you qualify for our $2 add-on special (a duct tape book and button - $8.95 value - for just $2 additional). |
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Meet us at The Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories. Just like these people did: Nathan's North Carolina Mountain Dew Sandals I was at a summer camp with boyscouts in north carolina. My sneakers fallen off during our whitewater rafting trip and we needed to have shoes to walk around the camp - camp policy. So I had to improvise. I had a roll of ducttape and an empty Mountain Dew box. So i traced my foot out on a piece of the box, cut 2 of them out and made sandals, but the camp policy is closed toe shoes - so I closed them in. Then they said my shoes had to have a back on them. I completely enclosed them and had a pair of ducttape and mountain dew box shoes. A lot of the younger scouts were asking me to make them shoes like mine, this was over a year ago and I still have the shoes. - nathan Making Light Work of Holiday Lighting Having moved to Arizona a few years ago, I was stumped as to how to decorate my house with Christmas lights, especially on the roof and eaves of the house. You cant sink nails in the stucco on the sides of the house and the entire roof is covered in Mexican tile. I duct taped the lights to the top of our house and was the only one to have the entire house covered. It actually has now become a holiday business for me, charging between $100.00 and $300.00 depending on the size of roof. They have to buy the lights and the duct tape. I should patent the idea. - William H., Scottsdale Arizona |
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One Company's Holiday Party Memo(s) Merry Christmas to you and your family. Happy Holidays to you and your family. In addition, forget about the gifts exchange-- no gifts will be allowed since the union members feel that $10 is too much money. Snow Removal For those of you in the warmer climates, moving your car for snow removal is a common occurance (especially in the city). One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer Click here to see Tim's latest Duct Tape Pros cartoons. |
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Fall-Apart Calendar? Every year, we have people write to us saying that their Duct Tape Page-A-Day Calendar has fallen apart. Until we find a printer who binds with duct tape, click here for step-by-step instructions on how to reinforce your calendar.
Speaking of fixing stuff with duct tape, send us your photos and descriptions of your duct tape fixes and decorating. We will post them in our upcoming Taping Spaces site. Just click the logo below for submission instructions: ("Taping Spaces" is a parody of the popular TLC television show series, "Trading Spaces" and is a © creation of Octane Creative.) |
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RANDOM WINNER: The random winner of a duct tape book in this issue: Benton Piertay... Congratulations! Send us your mailing address and we will send you an autographed Duct Tape Book.
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Tim (left), Jim (other left).
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