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Monday, April 8th is International Feng Shui Day! What is Feng Shui you ask? That's just what we asked when our friend Ray Beckstrom became a Feng Shui consultant and started rearranging our furniture - which lead to a lot of shouting, eye-rolling, and eventually... Our Fifth Book! Back in 1994 when we wrote "The Duct Tape Book" we didn't put "Book One" on it because we figured, "Well, that will be that." But NO! We started getting letters from people all over North America (and Guam, yes, we actually got one letter from Quam) people telling us of their uses and love for duct tape. So we kept writing books and Page-A-Day Calendars. And, they kept selling. To date we have sold over one million copies of our duct tape books! This month we are releasing our fifth book about Duct Tape, "Duct Shui". Actually this book is a hybrid duct tape book that combines duct tape hints with the one and only parody of the extremely trendy ancient Chinese philosophy of Feng Shui. And, true to Duct Tape Guy form, the book is "breathtakingly stupid" and "downright hilarious." Who will like this book? Anyone who likes duct tape and/or humor. Anyone who's into Feng Shui, Anyone who has never heard of Feng Shui but would like to know what all the fuss is about. Anyone who can't stand Feng Shui... And anyone who wants some good, clean fun. You can get your autographed copy today from the Duct Tape Pro Shop (with a complimentary Duct Tape Pro Bumper Sticker), or from your local bookstore. |
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Click here to become acquainted with our new book:
www.ductshui.com (Can you believe that nobody had that URL? Amazing!) |
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Purchase DUCT SHUI from the Duct Tape Pro Shop and get an autographed copy and a
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Random thoughts about women and men
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
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QUOTE O the ISSUE: "Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. " - Author Unknown |
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Shopping Warning: MOTHERS DAY: MAY 12th, FATHERS DAY: JUNE 16th. |
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You can always get stuff from the Duct Tape Guys FREE. Postcards, bumper stickers, computer monitor desktops, even books! Check out our FREE STUFF area by clicking on the icon on the left. Note: Some of you have sent requests without a self-addressed STAMPED envelope (SASE). Sorry, but these requests are NOT filled by our fulfillment person. So please remember to include a SASE! |
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Meet us at The Diner. Weve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you havent yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories. Just like these people did:
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Put your memory and duct tape sleuthing to work at our Duct Tape at the Movies page. Or, just be amazed at how many movies feature duct tape! | ||||||||||
PHOTO OF THE MONTH (Go to the Duct Tape Guys' Scrapbook to see us schmoozing with other celebrities (This is Mr. Clean - duh). |
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Real Life Flight Announcements: On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants." |
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Speaking of photos Our photo caption contest photo is waiting for your creative caption. Click here to try your luck and skill at writing a caption for this month's photo (deadline is April 16th). | ||||||||||
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RANDOM WINNER: The random winner of a duct tape book in this issue is/was: Zachary Marimon. Congratulations! Send us your mailing address and we will send you an autographed Duct Tape Book.
Well, thats it for this issue of Duct Tape on a Roll Remember that you can share this FREE duct tape and humor newsletter with your friends. Just send them this address: http://www.ducttapeguys.com/onaroll so they can SUBSCRIBE. If you want OFF of our email list at any time, thats fine with us, we dont want to bother anyone with stuff they don't want. Just click here: REMOVE May the Tape be with you! Catch us in action in your area! Check out our appearance calendar! Click here for archived On a Roll Newsletters: 1/02, 2/02, 3/02, 03/19/02, 4/02, 5/02, 6/02 |
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