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May 2004 Edition Tim, the Duct Tape Guy releases new book! Mischief Meets Revenge in The Practical Joker's Handbook P.S. Yes, some of the practical jokes utilize duct tape. Click here to order the book online or ask for it at your favorite bookstore! Car Cam Roy "Lucky Kid" shared the secret techniques of camera rigging that he used in shooting a movie short. You can download the movie here (if he still has it up). Warning: Lucky Kid has potty mouth (once). FINAL REMINDER: The 2004 Stuck at Prom Contest: Are you and your prom date entering the 2004 "Stuck at Prom" contest? Duck brand has announced dates and some changes for the 2004 contest. If you need some inspiration, you can check out our collection of some of our favorite entries from the past three years on our Prom Fashion pages. Below are the highlights of this year's contest: |
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Need a creative costume idea? Check out our sixth book, The Duct Tape Halloween Book. Buy it online at the Duct Tape Pro Shop and get a copy of the Ultimate Duct Tape Book absolutely FREE! When you're at the Pro Shop, make sure you check out our cool apparel, too. SECRET SAVINGS LINK For our newsletter readers only: Click the little white radio on the main page of the Duct Tape Pro Shop and get our $12 video for only $4.50! Hurry! These wacky and bizarre 30 minute video tapes are almost GONE and will not be available again! The trouble with the world is... ...That the stupid are cocksure, and the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell Try this: With your right foot, make clockwise circles. Simultaneously, draw the figure 6 in the air with your right hand. Your foot, instead of going clockwise, will begin going counterclockwise. No one can figure out why. If you can do this successfully without your foot changing direction, give yourself a pat on the back (while rubbing your head in a clockwise motion) - you're not normal! Soapbox: While we're usually all about duct tape and humor, there's a serious side to us, too. We want to challenge our readers to become socially aware and active. This month: What does it mean to be poor in America? Click here to watch a short multimedia presentation that puts the abstract numbers into perspective. |
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Meet us at The Diner. We’ve had some great stories over the counter at the Duct Tape Diner recently. If you haven’t yet read the Diner contributions, stop by! This is where we invite our visitors to share their own duct tape stories. Just like these people did: Duct Tape Rope Here is picture is of a piece of rope that I made out of duct tape. I was working at a Boy Scout summer camp. One of the things we teach the scouts how to do is make rope. One day it occured to me to make rope out of duct tape. This 1' long piece of rope used 3' of tape to make. - Greg, Ridgecrest, CA Mattress Patch A few months ago, we were having a lot of company at our place, so we had to pull out the old reliable Coleman air mattress (queen size). I pumped it up and found I had a couple of leaks. I used the patch kit that came with the mattress, and they wouldn't hold......tried three times. So, I broke out the good stuff.....duct tape. One small strip on each hole, and voila! it's still holding. We've used the mattress several times since, and no problem. - Dave R. A strap to watch! Yes, I realize that there is already a duct tape watch out there, somewhere, on the internet. My duct tape watch is special becasue not only are my photos grainy, blurry, & all around crappy, but the watch was originally mae with expensive leather and gold. Well, the leather got wet and stretched out so instead of buying a new $100 watch (I bought it on e-bay for $8) I simple constructed new watch bands out of our favorite silver material. - Dominique C., Morenci, Michigan Beer Carrier on a Roll I had a 24-pack of Bud that I drank a few out of. Now I had 20 cans in a case that was open at 1 end and needed an easy way to carry it over to my buddy's place. So, I pulled out my duct tape and made myself a convienient handle. I'm sure it's not the funniest use you guys have been emailed, but who can't relate to this?! - Jarod Shirt of the Month: |
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The President says the darndest things: Take a listen to some actual audio bytes from George W.'s speeches - click here. But, in all fairness to George W. Bush (who never fails to delight and amuse when asked to think on his feet), There are a lot of notable people who quickly reveal some faulty brain connections when opening their mouths. Here are a few examples: Click here to see Tim's latest Duct Tape Pros cartoons. |
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RANDOM WINNER: The random winner of a duct tape book in this issue: Roy Dietsch - Congratulations! Send us your mailing address and we will send you an autographed Duct Tape Book.
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Tim (left), Jim (other left).
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