It's the Pet Rock of the next generation. The perfect gag gift and the ultimate bathroom reader. Teaches literacy, encourages laughter and helps self-centered people learn to give a crap about something other than themselves.
What they are saying*:
"INSPIRATIONAL!"
– Time Magazine
"INFORMATIVE"
– Newsweek
"A HEARTFELT TEARJERKER"
– Literary Review
"BRILLIANTLY CONCEIVED"
– New York Times
"AN INDISPENSIBLE GUIDE"
– Consumer's Digest
*Quotes about totally unrelated books.
from the fertile minds at
(The same people who brought you the bestselling Duct Tape Book series
and other popular humor books.)
Sample pages below - complete manuscript, collateral product and marketing ideas upon request.
contact Tim @ 612-240-6679
tim[at]octanecreative.com
Comes with a genuine imported Indonesian poop replica,
an inspirational poster and a mood reference posters (both suitable for framing), and an extensive owner's manual, and a cute little bed for your poop.
The owner's manual includes:
Naming your Pet Poop
An Official Adoption Certificate
Training and Education Techniques
Games involving your Pet Poop
Socializing your Pet Poop
Dining out with your Pet Poop
Bringing your Pet Poop to the Work
Jobs perfectly suited to your Pet Poop
and more...
full-color posters that come with
My Pet Poop™