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![]() - Romantically,Jeff C., Philadelphia, PA. Or, Xmas Wrap My wife has an obsession about opening Christmas presents early. She likes to carefully open them, look at the contents, and then reseal the package. It's become somewhat of a challenge to stop this, so this year I put her presents into several garbage bags, tied them up, ductaped the openings securely, and then wrote "Merry Christmas" in Russian on all of the tape surfaces. She couldn't open the bags because the tape wouldn't let her, and she couldn't replace the tape because she doesn't write in Russian. Worked like a charm! - thorn Ski Pant Windproofer I am an avid skier on a budget so when I cut my nylon ski pants I needed to repair them economically. That's when all the years of duck taping came in handy. In order to mend the cuts, roughly 6 or 7 inches above my boot and approximately 2 inches long, there were 3 cuts, I pre-cut the tape and slid it into the cut and then pressed down. It is holding up well and is invisible to the untrained eye. - Harry and David C.
"Dup Take" Many young children go through a phase where they can (and will) unnecessarily remove their own diapers. But when you have triplets, this can be an especially "messy" problem. Meet Kathryn, the "oldest" of our triplets. As the "ringleader," she led the way in untimely diaper removal. Solution: Turn the diaper around backwards so that the tabs are on the back (small children may freak at the sight of an unfamiliar gray streak on the front of their diapers) and apply a six inch strip to bind the diaper tabs together. Kathryn, William, and Laura Grace are now well adjusted 3-1/2 years olds. All thanks to "dup take," as my little ones call it. - Jim A., Huntsville, Alabama Check out our NEW Diaper Gallery page!
Making Light Work of Holiday Lighting Having moved to Arizona a few years ago, I was stumped as to how to decorate my house with Christmas lights, especially on the roof and eaves of the house. You cant sink nails in the stucco on the sides of the house and the entire roof is covered in Mexican tile. I duct taped the lights to the top of our house and was the only one to have the entire house covered. It actually has now become a holiday business for me, charging between $100.00 and $300.00 depending on the size of roof. They have to buy the lights and the duct tape. I should patent the idea. - William H., Scottsdale Arizona Police Suzuki Seat Saver My last years on the police force I drove a 1978 Suzuki 1000. The seat ripped with age so I duct taped it and soon found out that going over a certain speed limit, my butt was sliding off the seat and I was almost straight out. Fortunately, I have a new 1500 minus any tape. At my surprise retirement party two & one half years ago I received many fine gifts and then... a bag with different colored duct tape. - Mike A., Middletown, RI
Nathan's North Carolina Mountain Dew Sandals I was at a summer camp with boyscouts in north carolina. My sneakers fallen off during our whitewater rafting trip and we needed to have shoes to walk around the camp - camp policy. So I had to improvise. I had a roll of ducttape and an empty Mountain Dew box. So i traced my foot out on a piece of the box, cut 2 of them out and made sandals, but the camp policy is closed toe shoes - so I closed them in. Then they said my shoes had to have a back on them. I completely enclosed them and had a pair of ducttape and mountain dew box shoes. A lot of the younger scouts were asking me to make them shoes like mine, this was over a year ago and I still have the shoes. - nathan
Baking Companion I have discovered a new use while baking!! I don't have a bread board so I use parchment paper to roll pastry out or cookies, etc. As the paper moved around while using the rolling pin I thought, "How can I hold it down so I can roll dough out between parchment paper? Voila! I thought of duct tape! It worked, so I thought I'd pass it on! - Birdie
Life Saver Hey I'm Cara... I have this wierd obsession with duct tape (as do many other people on this website). I thought that one day it would be a great idea to make clothing and accesories out of duct tape.My friendas and I always get together to make clothes and wallets and bracelets, etc... It's wonderful! I recently wore a duct tape skirt to my high school.. the reactions were awesome! I cant believe how many new friends I have just because of duct tape! It has really saved my life!!! You see, I was feeling kind of sad and depressed.. and I resorted to duct tape. I then started to waste my money on duct tape (its like a healthy alternative to weed) and soon people started to notice me!! So I just want to say thanks to duct tape! It saved me from what could have been a hard fall to rock bottom! - cara
More Sole Savers: I worked at a wilderness camp for several years and often found myself stepping out of a tent or canoe into cold mud or icy water. Over the years I wore out several pairs of sneakers and hiking boots, which I spent tons of money on replacing... until my money ran short once and inexpensive duct tape came to the rescue. I used it to patch my shoes and boots repeatedly, finding it waterproof and durable. And, when it did finally wear out, a new layer of tape restored the footwear immediately... and saved me from the $150+ cost of new boots. Good taping! - Dave A., North Vancouver, BC
Hondurus Guitar Fix I am attaching what I think is a very unusual use for duct tape (left). Of course I do realize it can be used for ANYTHING! My bother-in-law just sent this picture to me. It was taken in Hondurus, Central America at a Teen ChallangeCenter. Just a man and his guitar and DUCT TAPE. I am a luthier and I have never used duct tape on a guitar, but if it works... I see the top is free to vibrate and I guess it sounded ok and served its purpose. Long live Duct Tape! - Dave, Jamestown, ND |
No Doom for the Dune Buggy My dad was cruzin in his dune buggy and landed it wrong bendin one of the steerin arms. He bent it back and kept goin, but littlest bumps would bend it more. I gave him a 1x1 piece of old
Duct Tape Controls Gas My dad, Donald T. of Boonton, NJ, recently had a problem with his new pickup truck. He suddenly had no acceleration at all. Couldn't go anywhere. When the tow truck arrived, they discovered a spring had broken that works with the cable from the gas pedal controlling the flow of gasoline . He entwined duct tape connecting one end to the gas pedal, the other to the cable, and was able to drive his truck to the dealer for a replacement part. - Brian T.
Sequin Rash Preventative Duct tape is a valuable tool during dance recitals. My friends and I would have to wear costumes that chafed our skin and gave us rashes. Quick fix? Duct tape on all the seams so the sequins wouldn’t rub. - Caileigh M., Mississauga, Ontario Hose Saver Barbecue grills generally have a rubber hose that connects the LPG tank to the grill. mice and squirrels are attracted to and love to chew on the hose. I have found that wrapping the hose with duct tape keeps the varmints away, thereby saving the hose. - "Chocknuts"
Belting Out Duct Tape's Praises I am a teacher at a small school in rural Iowa. Many of my students religiously read the Duct Tape desk calendar in my office. One day this fall, a student came running into my office saying he "desperately needed my roll of duct tape" (always handy in cabinet drawer). He went into the work room where the storage drawer is located and slammed the door behind himself.
Duct Tape Fly Fishin' While reading your Stump the Duct Tape Guys section, I read about fishing with duct tape. I make my own flies out of duct tape and the out catch normal flies by far, they are also more visible in the water with their shiney silver color. They are flies that I've climbed over hanging trees to get back. - Joshua M, Alaskan Angler
Candy Retriever One time I was in the vending machine area of the building when I saw a girl in distress at the candy machine. The door opened enough to get her fingers in, but not enough to grab her candy. I pulled out some duct tape, made it into a loop, and stuck it onto the end of a pencil. We fished out her candy, as well as all the other candy that had been left behind. - Rachael R, Ithaca, New York Reaching another direction: I recently hurt my back and am wearing a brace so I can't bend over to pick up something on the floor. This was driving me crazy. I finally came up with what I thought was a great idea. i have one of those Swifters that pick up dost and I go it out and wrapped it with duct tape, sticky-side out around the pad area. then I was able to go around and pick up whatever fell on the floor with ease. - Marion
What NOT to do with Duct Tape This story was printed in the Omaha World Herald. A local furniture rental firm in Omaha had been unsuccessful in contacting a customer in Lincoln, NE who was delinquent in making their rental payment. After several telephone calls and visits to the person's house, the rental firm sent three of its employees to the home in Lincoln to either collect the money or bring back the furniture. The story continued to say that the three men were arrested for duct taping the family inside of their own house! The men duct taped all the doors and windows shut and told the\ family they would be released only when they paid their bill or handed over the merchandise. If only they had cut the phone lines... - reported by Tony G., Belleair Beach, FL
Band Aid Here's my testimonial! I was in band practice in school one day when a kid's octive key pad fell out (in other words, he couldn't play high notes). Thinking quickly, I ripped a piece of duct tape that was over a hole in the carpet, and taped over the hole. I put a hole in the top, and the octive key worked! I did this in september, and by the time school ended in June, the duct tape was still holding up! - Max D
Tire Repair Four friends and I went on a hunting trip. Before daylight, I ran over someone's hunting stand in the road and blew out my tire. We put on the spare and went hunting. That evening, we moved to a new spot and heard some air leaking. There was a stick in spare tire we had just put on. We were fifty miles from town and no new tires. We looked in our tool boxes to see what we could fix the leak with. I found a roll of duct tape. My friends laughed and said, "You can't fix a tire with duct tape!" Then I started thinking... I rolled up a little plug out of a strip of duct tape about ten inches long (sticky-side out). I jammed the plug into the hole with a screwdriver and melted the tape with a lighter and used the screwdriver to spread the molten tape around the outside of the hole. Using a 12 volt air compressor, we aired up the tire and it held all night and fifty miles back to town. The guys at the repair shop were totally impressed with our duct tape repair job! --- Jacob C.
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