Welcome to The Official BEANIE BASHER Web Site

Brought to you by the “Dr.” B. Neebascher, author of
The Official Beanie BASHER Handbook: The ONLY book that parodies the Beanie Baby phenomenon. It features112 pages stuffed full of valuable information on the Beanie craze including:

• The Evolution of Beanies
• Beanie Anatomy and an Actual Beanie Autopsy
• Identifying Counterfeits
• Creating Your Own Counterfeits for Monetary Gain
• Conspiracy Theories
(including Alien Invasion and Hazardous Waste Disposal)
• Retiring Your Own Beanies
and most importantly:
• Socially and Ecologically Responsible Alternative Uses
for Beanies (instead of having them end up in the landfill)

Hear actual sound bytes from “Dr.” Neebascher. Click here.
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The Official Beanie Basher Handbook
by "Dr." B. Neebascher
$7.95 U.S. retail
($10.95 Canada)
ISBN 0-8362-8186-1
available NOW at a bookstore near you, or CLICK HERE to order online through Amazon.com.

Click for the publisher’s (Andrews McMeel) Web Site

Read some excerpts from
The Official Beanie Basher Handbook.
Just click on the little book on the left.

About the Author:
"Dr." B. Neebascher
(Pronounced Knee Baasher)

He’s not a real doctor. And, no, that is not his real name. Due to the voluminous HATE mail and death threats that he receives from Beanie hugging, out-for-
blood-if-you-grab-that-Beanie-before-I-
can-get-it, station wagon driving, far too much collectable time on their hands, women... he has obscured his identity and his actual name for reasons that should be obvious to anyone with a third grade education. His radio and television interviews are conducted through a voice modulator which he has been forced to wear (along with a ski mask) whenever he is in public. He resides in a bunker with Salman Rushdie. Feel free to read some of “Dr.” B. Neebascher’s FAN and/or HATE mail by clicking here.

NOSTRADAMUS reborn?
“Dr.” Neebascher accurately
predicts the demise of BEANIES.
Read some supportive
evidence here.

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